Pantun Pengantin Baru buat Pak Lah

Pantun Pengantin Baru buat Pak Lah

Pak Lah pelopor Islam Hadhari
Tak lama lagi dapat seorang isteri
Tukang penyedap tiang seri
Combi-combi frust gigit jari
Terlepas jadi isteri Perdana Menteri
Pak Lah pilih adik-ipar bekas isteri
Semua dah berkenan kata Khairi
Spokesperson untuk Kamal dan Nori
Auntie Jeanne tidak asing bagi kami

Majlis akad nikah is for family only
If you are not invited very sorry
Just a simple akadnikah ceremony
Pak Lah don wan any dowry
If you are sending gift send them to me
I will donate to all charity body
But expensive gift can close one eye only
Expensive gift is like Porsche or Ferrari
Rolex, Patek Phillipe, Omega or Bvlgari
Small gift like Selangor Pewter or Crabtree
Ucapan tahniah boleh taruh Utusan and NST
Since UMNO owned both company

Kenapa I pilih nak kahwin lagi
Itu satu soalan peribadi
Anyway masih banyak ruang di hati
Tapi I tak kahwin lebih dua isteri
Itu you all dont worry
I bukan miang keladi
I just need a company
Since I am very lonely
And you know I am old already
Who want to take care of me
Anyway lama dah ni
You know lah mana tahan lagi
Don’t offer me any Tongkat Ali
I will go slow and steady
Honeymoon of course luar negeri
Tak main lah Pangkor or Langkawi
Naik I punya jet peribadi
Nak main aci lot with my new isteri
Itu Menteri Budaya dia sudah perli
Dia kata I akan lebih bertenaga lagi
Nanti I pecat dia jadi Hantu punya menteri
Okay lah joke only
Nothing to do yang hidup atau yang mati.

Pantun Bocor Lagi

Bocor Lagi

Bocor teruk kata Samy
Wiring lama kata Ramli
Bangunan tua kata Nazri
Najib said it’s PWD

Semua ada alasan sendiri
But where you all spent the money?
RM90 juta untuk cantikkan lobby
So that it looks luxury

Nice decor and nice settee
But now you kena letak baldi
Bocor teruk when it rains heavily
MP yang busuk pun boleh mandi

The floor is wet and slippery
The luxury lobby now looks untidy
Inilah dia third class mentality
Luar cantik tapi dalam very shoddy

Structure work should get priority
And now whose responsibility
JKR or Parliament Committee
While you all gaduh sama sendiri

Rakyat want an answer immediately
Otherwise kita tak bagi you undi
Sebab you spent money unnecessarily
You know it is taxpayers’ money
So please spend the money wisely.

how smart is S.M.A.R.T. ?

bacalah the following joke I received from one of my friends… :p

malaysians are so ‘talented‘ when it comes to sarcasm! haha

“Anybody saw the Pak Lah paying a surprise visit to DBKL? (semi surprised actually)

wah, damn keng lah, don’t know what Jeanne had done to him on the first night,I think he’s twice the man before!

Pak Lah : Apa dah jadi ni? What’s with the smart tunnel?

DBKL : err…yang berhormat, SMART tunnel belum siap.

Pak Lah : Belum siap lagi? Kenapa belum siap?

DBKL : Sebenarnya kami nak kutip tol dulu yang berhormat, lepas
pilihanraya baru siap tunnel. Lagi pun kami salah announce, sepatutnya
kami cakap yang tunnel tu belum siap lagi tapi jalan dah boleh guna.
Mungkin kami patut jangan buka dulu, atau korek dari bawah ke atas
menggunakan…

Pak Lah : ZZZZZZZZZZ…….

DBKL : Yang berhormat?…err…yang berhormat?

Pak Lah : {suddenly wakes up) Eh, kita tang mana tadi?

DBKL : Yang berhormat tengah bambu saya pasai smart tunnel

Pak Lah : Hey, don’t play smart alex with me. Hang tu orang KL nak pi
cakap utara konon. Aku piak telinga hang karang baru tau! Can you speed it
up!??

DBKL : Err…boleh kot.. Kena beli cangkul yang mahal sikit yang berhormat.

Pak Lah : Jangan cakap saja, kena buat. Saya sudah penat dengar cakap2

DBKL : Ye yang berhormat. Bekerjalah dengan saya, jangan kerjakan saya

Pak Lah : Hangpa perli aku ka?

DBKL : Tidak yang berhormat, ini semua kuasa tuhan, hujan terlalu lebat
yang berhormat.

Pak Lah : Oh, sekarang baru ingat tuhan ye? Kang aku ubah Islam Hadhari,
sapa tak buat kerja mai sini aku potong kepala, baru hang tau!!!
Enough tok! Walk the tok now!

as a side note, lots of proton saga, 27k didn’t make it in the flood.
Screwd habis..tak leh jual, jadi scrap metal.”

THE FINAL MY-LIST

these are the final list…

please go thru the listed blogs when you have free time! 🙂

Kitchen Experiments Elliottwave Signal Internet-Crazy Blog Newopps Blog Make Money Online Review Center Little Penang iFlicks Healing tips and home remedies Ornamental Fish Grasp! Seize! Get hold of it! Life Snapshot Mental Freedom, Por Favor Eat. Live. Be Merry! Funny Junk Addicting Flash Games Pictures Video Clips mott’s island Clinke Bidding Directory Blog Easy Home Cooking FrenzRSS.com Pink Poison Store Show Me Health Biz The Undeniable Beauty – Revamped An Anonymous Journal Cyberpartygal Blank Canvas She Rambles On charcamayne Money Online | Adsense Money | Tips For Adsense Belajar Cara Membuat Blog WordPress Usahawan Internet Peluang Perniagaaan Internet iNicholas Made In Penang Syaf The Geek snapshots of life with Cheng Leng iCalvyn.com Blogging Through Depression & Life Trying to Save Money novatech personal playground Little World Of Thoughts Sumber Dekorasi & Laman Anda Menarik.com INSIDE MY MIND Sleepy As Usual thoughts —> blogs Share Everything In Life Value Bookshop’s Reading Notes Tips and Tricks to Happy Parenting BERSAMA MEMBINA KEJAYAAN THE BITCH CLUB datotalrandommessy.grey Artmaker BlogWawasan.com life is beautiful Adino Online Penang Homes Physical-e A Mom’s Diary Health Freak Mommy mrdefinite.com – It’s hot Tracking Movies SquareCookies MonkeyWong Voice of a Glass Doll Online Article Directory Bambang Wise Life Advice Kaklong Online Portal Down Memory Lanes Sleeping Princess Online Bisnes Forex Marketing Blog project010 ProTechWang.Com Bleargh Pigeon Card Pianologist KCLau’s Money Tips The Great Swifty Speaketh Mr & Mrs. Imran If fate allow our destinies to meet From chopstix to steak knives Where’s My Noose? Duke Amiene Rev Mum & Kids In Wonderland Yum-Yum Cuisine Software, Web Development and Technology just another ordinary story Mummy In Vain’s Little World How To Solve Your Question FáLLiÑg LéÃVéS add this to my life Free Encyclopedia High Paying Keywords try-test arshad’s photojourney EvelynHolic RajaBLog.info Lovelymummy’s Bay My Yummy Cruise Home Sweet Home Lovely Mummy OnlineBisnes Malay Blog Purest of e2wen MyAnimes MySpace Blog Badruzamani.Org Parenting Life Forum Newbie Bisnes Internet & Blogger Mohd Sufian A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words hcfoo’s blog Amazing Grace The Sanctuary Welcome To cHrIstInA_YY’s Pink World Defying Destiny Dead Boredom Seeking Freedom Travelogue An amazing & adventurous journey Erin Nurjenna [B][E][A][U][T][I][F][U][L] Fluffy’s Day Off My Fairy-Tale Once Upon A Time Money Making Blog Bubba Stuff Little Raymond’s quaint melody Seraph Chronicles Route Brumeuse Coder’s Talk Reggae And SKA Art Of ApOgEE THE VEGEMASTER LIFE Boonage Coretan Pengalaman Mat Silverhorsegunnysack BLUEAPPLE scribbles Diet & Detoxification Karma Kameleon Hsien’s Dirty Little Secret The Rojak Blog keeyit My Life Online Fun Stuffs Donny’s Bits Nicholas Chan’s Blog dream of’s DESIGN strike freedom 115 Truly Malaysia It’s another new day Lisan’s Scribbles Ramblings of a 22 years old The Towering Joe Life’s a Breeze Life’s Roller Coaster AceOne118 In His Time in His time The New Sanctuary a life full of surprises Sketches of Life Shannon’s Old Space Pikey Dude SEO & Online Marketing Blog ShowMeMoneyBiz.com Snapshots kahpengBlog I am Who I am yung . silent whisper Simple Life One blog.One girl.One story The World Through My Eyes Why Malaysia? Etcetera~Etcetera Giddy Tigers Make Money Online: Exploring The Dark Side of Blogging Xilly’s Blog Malaika Xiao Yu My Home Recipe SQKIKI’s Simple Tech Nukilan Jejari Azhad ITCHY HANDseng Just My Lil’ Organic Life Oooh La La… Weird World of MerapuMan Fibre Art The World at My Fingertips Organic Income Organic Parade Shopping Flavor Daily postings of a chung ling student Something about LAI KennyP’s Technology Blog Women Mumbles KuKuJian.com Lyon & Wien Under The SUN Crumbs In Life SotongZai’s Flow In the Ocean allthingspurple Christene’s Kitchen toxicle.org [ Wood ] [ Earth ] [ Cheap ] [ Flight ] COMtech Ah Ling’s blog Memoirs.:*CRoSs mY hE@Rt ~WoOLaLA~ vivivava Design My Mothering Corner Shoppingmum’s Home Office My Filling Station Shopping Mum All about Beauty Shoppingmum and Kids datotalrandommessy.grey Notes from my heart Joy Montessori wahlau’s online hut Cedric’s Asylum mott’s mutterings Just My Thoughts delephant Incoherent Ramblings HOT STUFF Make Money Online with Malaysia Love AGLOCO MONTESSORIMUM.COM Funky Cookies Earn Money Online PabloPabla’s Whatever Make Money with Blogging Paris Beaverbanks Free Links Giveaway Free Blogger Templates Blogsreview.Net Making a Living 5xmom How to be a Better Blogger My Women Stuff Hochiak! Delicious Asian Food Best Recipes Champagne Tastes on a Beer Budget Daryl’s Discovery Journey The fluff must go somewhere

Last day to submit your blog!

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Come let’s scratch each other’s back.

I bet most of you have heard about making money out of blogging long time ago. (but, Blah-ing for money? well, no harm trying…but how to get traffic, you say?) … *scratching my head*

Anyway, so I was just browsing about wordpress see if there’s any funny webpage to read lah. Then, somehow ended up reading about this in Earn Money Blogging

Here’s the deal. We can be in a list where all Malaysian bloggers and Non-Malaysian writing about Malaysia congregate.

Following instructions below (from Earn Money Blogging) :

Introduction
The purpose of My List is to gather all Malaysian blogs under the banner of unity and creating a huge bookmark. So much richness can be found within our very own Malaysian blogs and this will open up our minds and hearts to the lives of our fellow bloggers. If you are keen to participate, kindly read this page entirely for instructions and guidelines.

Who can Participate?
Malaysian bloggers residing anywhere on mother earth.
Non-Malaysians whose blogs feature anything pertaining to Malaysia (example: Malaysian food, Formula 1 in Malaysia and etc).
Blog submitted must be of good quality contents. Please do not submit your blog which is less than 2 weeks old.

Deadline for Participation : 31st May 2007

Important Guidelines
One reminder email will be sent once the final list is updated on this page after the deadline.
All participants must then feature a brand new post before 15th of June with the final updated and complete list of participating Malaysian blogs downloadable directly via the email or from this dedicated My List page.

All My List Post must be permanent and accessible.

Submitting Your Other Blogs
You may submit as many blogs which is owned by you but each blog entry must contain their own My List post.

How To Participate
Download My List in Text format.
Make a new post promoting My List and guide your fellow Malaysian readers to this page if they are keen to participate.
Copy the entire Text File you downloaded.
Paste it at the end of your post. (You can arrange it however you prefer if it goes lengthy but ensure the entire list is there)
Publish the post and ensure all links are in working order.
Submit your contact details and the permanent url of your MyList post by using this contact form.
Your blog url will then be added to the list.
Post a new post of the final My List after receiving an email notification as mentioned in the guidelines above. This is done to ensure everyone will benefit from this even those who participate later or close to the deadline.

Here’s the list I’ve downloaded (and it will grow bigger…):
My List Participants

iNicholas
Made In Penang
Syaf The Geek
snapshots of life with Cheng Leng
iCalvyn.com
Blogging Through Depression & Life
Trying to Save Money
novatech personal playground
Little World Of Thoughts
Sumber Dekorasi & Laman Anda
Menarik.com
INSIDE MY MIND
Sleepy As Usual
thoughts —> blogs
Share Everything In Life
Value Bookshop’s Reading Notes
Tips and Tricks to Happy Parenting
BERSAMA MEMBINA KEJAYAAN
THE BITCH CLUB
datotalrandommessy.grey
Artmaker
BlogWawasan.com
life is beautiful
Adino Online
Penang Homes
Physical-e
A Mom’s Diary
Health Freak Mommy
mrdefinite.com – It’s hot
Tracking Movies
SquareCookies
MonkeyWong
Voice of a Glass Doll
Online Article Directory
Bambang
Wise Life Advice
Kaklong Online Portal
Down Memory Lanes
Sleeping Princess
Online Bisnes Forex Marketing Blog
project010
ProTechWang.Com
Bleargh
Pigeon Card
Pianologist
KCLau’s Money Tips
The Great Swifty Speaketh
Mr & Mrs. Imran
If fate allow our destinies to meet
From chopstix to steak knives
Where’s My Noose?
Duke Amiene Rev
Mum & Kids In Wonderland
Yum-Yum Cuisine
Software, Web Development and Technology
just another ordinary story
Mummy In Vain’s Little World
How To Solve Your Question
FáLLiÑg LéÃVéS
add this to my life
Free Encyclopedia
High Paying Keywords
try-test
arshad’s photojourney
EvelynHolic
RajaBLog.info
Lovelymummy’s Bay
My Yummy Cruise
Home Sweet Home
Lovely Mummy
OnlineBisnes Malay Blog
Purest of e2wen
MyAnimes MySpace
Blog Badruzamani.Org
Parenting Life
Forum Newbie Bisnes Internet & Blogger
Mohd Sufian
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words
hcfoo’s blog
Amazing Grace
The Sanctuary
Welcome To cHrIstInA_YY’s Pink World
Defying Destiny
Dead Boredom Seeking Freedom
Travelogue
An amazing & adventurous journey
Erin
Nurjenna
[B][E][A][U][T][I][F][U][L]
Fluffy’s Day Off
My Fairy-Tale
Once Upon A Time
Money Making Blog
Bubba Stuff
Little Raymond’s
quaint melody
Seraph Chronicles
Route Brumeuse
Coder’s Talk
Reggae And SKA
Art Of ApOgEE
THE VEGEMASTER LIFE
Boonage
Coretan Pengalaman Mat
Silverhorsegunnysack
BLUEAPPLE
scribbles
Diet & Detoxification
Karma Kameleon
Hsien’s Dirty Little Secret
The Rojak Blog
keeyit
My Life Online
Fun Stuffs
Donny’s Bits
Nicholas Chan’s Blog
dream of’s DESIGN
strike freedom 115
Truly Malaysia
It’s another new day
Lisan’s Scribbles
Ramblings of a 22 years old
The Towering Joe
Life’s a Breeze
Life’s Roller Coaster
AceOne118
In His Time
in His time
The New Sanctuary
a life full of surprises
Sketches of Life
Shannon’s Old Space
Pikey Dude
SEO & Online Marketing Blog
ShowMeMoneyBiz.com
Snapshots
kahpengBlog
I am Who I am
yung . silent whisper
Simple Life
One blog.One girl.One story
The World Through My Eyes
Why Malaysia?
Etcetera~Etcetera
Giddy Tigers
Make Money Online: Exploring The Dark Side of Blogging
Xilly’s Blog
Malaika Xiao Yu
My Home Recipe
SQKIKI’s Simple Tech
Nukilan Jejari Azhad
ITCHY HANDseng
Just My Lil’ Organic Life
Oooh La La…
Weird World of MerapuMan
Fibre Art
The World at My Fingertips
Organic Income
Organic Parade
Shopping Flavor
Daily postings of a chung ling student
Something about LAI
KennyP’s Technology Blog
Women Mumbles
KuKuJian.com
Lyon & Wien
Under The SUN
Crumbs In Life
SotongZai’s Flow In the Ocean
allthingspurple
Christene’s Kitchen
toxicle.org
[ Wood ] [ Earth ] [ Cheap ] [ Flight ]
COMtech
Ah Ling’s blog
Memoirs.:*CRoSs mY hE@Rt
~WoOLaLA~
vivivava Design
My Mothering Corner
Shoppingmum’s Home Office
My Filling Station
Shopping Mum
All about Beauty
Shoppingmum and Kids
datotalrandommessy.grey
Notes from my heart
Joy Montessori
wahlau’s online hut
Cedric’s Asylum
mott’s mutterings
Just My Thoughts
delephant
Incoherent Ramblings
HOT STUFF
Make Money Online with Malaysia Love AGLOCO
MONTESSORIMUM.COM
Funky Cookies
Earn Money Online
PabloPabla’s Whatever
Make Money with Blogging
Paris Beaverbanks
Free Links Giveaway
Free Blogger Templates
Blogsreview.Net
Making a Living
5xmom
How to be a Better Blogger
My Women Stuff
Hochiak! Delicious Asian Food
Best Recipes
Champagne Tastes on a Beer Budget
Daryl’s Discovery Journey
The fluff must go somewhere

more on malaysians and senior citizens …

 

  1. Comment by rZa on May 11, 2007 10:17 pm 10:17 pmwell, n4zry, dats m’sian lah! yeah…i experience once, when i was heavily pregger with my 3rd bebe. dah lah sarat mengandung, naik lah mak buyung nih ke monorail after ois hour. wa ckp sama lu, takde sekor pun nak offer tau! baik yg pakai tudung sampai la yg dah beso pjg. eeeeei! rasa nak sepak je sekor2. tak lah aku ni menghrpkan sgt kan, tp saje nak tgk izzit m’sian s wat we r labelled s courteoud ppl dan berbudi bahasa. HAMPEH!
  2. Comment by MaMa Bitch on May 21, 2007 2:48 pm 2:48 pmHI guys / gals!Been some time since I last wrote anything…last was about the “more senior” lady getting on the train, which the Queen B kindly relayed. I’d just like to add on to that.
    Just yesterday I went shopping. I got in line waiting for my turn to pay while the cashier finished with the girl infornt of me. Then suddenly comes this lady, I’d say in her mid 50s going on 60, asking about a bunch of hangers she’d like to purchase. So, obviously the cashier answered her query. Tup-tup he took the money from her and did the payment transaction!!! I of course HOT lah! I said, “Dik! Bukan I turn I dulu ke? I kan beratur dulu?” while i was staring at the old lady. All I got was a “Oh!” Like he was blind & didnt see me standing there for the last 5 minutes waiting to pay with my membership card in hand!!!! What the F**K! The old geizer just buat dunno aje lah! I was even staring at her while she was paying & walking away. I dont want to sound rude…BUT WAHT IS IT WITH HER GENERATION! Its as if they were never taught any etiquette! You dont really need to be taught lah…sendiri pikir lah kan. I knew I should have told her to get in line but I just couldnt bring myself to say that to an elder…And dont get me started on the cashier…ooops..STUPID CASHIER. He cld have asked her to line up kan? My goodness!!!! That’s IT. I’m not going to be nice ANYMORE! The next time the occassion arises, I’m going to have my say! Just coz you’re older than us doesnt mean you can do whatever you like. Betul tak? I mean if you were feable & decrepide then itu lain ceritalah. & the cashier is not going to get a vote from me thats for sure. What I intend to do is write a complaint on their survey card next time. I know its not a big deal, but when push comes to shove…all hope is gonelah! I am soooooo going to teach my kids how to be respective of the older generation BUT YET NOT to get stepped on by them. Sigh!

When you don’t pay they chase u.. when they owe you they don’t layan u!

I am so freaking pissed!!!! when you have no money to pay your monthly min payment. They call and call and (with a threatening tone) ask you to pay up by a said deadline. But then, when they owe you (under special case) … wah… they take their own sweet time lah…

Ya, they owe me. what.. You don’t believe me?!

Well you see, I have overpaid my payment. Now they actually have to give me a refund! First i was referred to Dept A, then after a few week’s passed, i thought i’d call them back (cos’ they nvr call me) to find out at what stage is it lah… then they said to me ‘oh, that person is on leave. speak to the assistant’

… So, i spoke to the assistant, which then referred me to Dept B. (oi yoh… at that point, i thought i would’ve fainted bcos’ I’ve vomiting too much blood… (chinese says…”au huit!”) But, I couldn’t blame him cos’ he had so far been pretty helpful. He also gave me 3 contacts (from Dept B).. in case I want to speak to them.

phooo… (gasp) I had no choice right? I had to just do what he told me to. I faxed to Dept B. I will keep you posted lah on this… (see if Dept B calls me back)

If not….. (well, i don’t know what i’d do) I will definitely get a *BITCH FIT (if you’ve watched White Chick you’d get what mean .. heehee).

ok… (be patient) see lah what happens next.

  ~Queen Bitch~