Pantun Pengantin Baru buat Pak Lah

Pantun Pengantin Baru buat Pak Lah

Pak Lah pelopor Islam Hadhari
Tak lama lagi dapat seorang isteri
Tukang penyedap tiang seri
Combi-combi frust gigit jari
Terlepas jadi isteri Perdana Menteri
Pak Lah pilih adik-ipar bekas isteri
Semua dah berkenan kata Khairi
Spokesperson untuk Kamal dan Nori
Auntie Jeanne tidak asing bagi kami

Majlis akad nikah is for family only
If you are not invited very sorry
Just a simple akadnikah ceremony
Pak Lah don wan any dowry
If you are sending gift send them to me
I will donate to all charity body
But expensive gift can close one eye only
Expensive gift is like Porsche or Ferrari
Rolex, Patek Phillipe, Omega or Bvlgari
Small gift like Selangor Pewter or Crabtree
Ucapan tahniah boleh taruh Utusan and NST
Since UMNO owned both company

Kenapa I pilih nak kahwin lagi
Itu satu soalan peribadi
Anyway masih banyak ruang di hati
Tapi I tak kahwin lebih dua isteri
Itu you all dont worry
I bukan miang keladi
I just need a company
Since I am very lonely
And you know I am old already
Who want to take care of me
Anyway lama dah ni
You know lah mana tahan lagi
Don’t offer me any Tongkat Ali
I will go slow and steady
Honeymoon of course luar negeri
Tak main lah Pangkor or Langkawi
Naik I punya jet peribadi
Nak main aci lot with my new isteri
Itu Menteri Budaya dia sudah perli
Dia kata I akan lebih bertenaga lagi
Nanti I pecat dia jadi Hantu punya menteri
Okay lah joke only
Nothing to do yang hidup atau yang mati.


Pantun Bocor Lagi

Bocor Lagi

Bocor teruk kata Samy
Wiring lama kata Ramli
Bangunan tua kata Nazri
Najib said it’s PWD

Semua ada alasan sendiri
But where you all spent the money?
RM90 juta untuk cantikkan lobby
So that it looks luxury

Nice decor and nice settee
But now you kena letak baldi
Bocor teruk when it rains heavily
MP yang busuk pun boleh mandi

The floor is wet and slippery
The luxury lobby now looks untidy
Inilah dia third class mentality
Luar cantik tapi dalam very shoddy

Structure work should get priority
And now whose responsibility
JKR or Parliament Committee
While you all gaduh sama sendiri

Rakyat want an answer immediately
Otherwise kita tak bagi you undi
Sebab you spent money unnecessarily
You know it is taxpayers’ money
So please spend the money wisely.

how smart is S.M.A.R.T. ?

bacalah the following joke I received from one of my friends… :p

malaysians are so ‘talented‘ when it comes to sarcasm! haha

“Anybody saw the Pak Lah paying a surprise visit to DBKL? (semi surprised actually)

wah, damn keng lah, don’t know what Jeanne had done to him on the first night,I think he’s twice the man before!

Pak Lah : Apa dah jadi ni? What’s with the smart tunnel?

DBKL : err…yang berhormat, SMART tunnel belum siap.

Pak Lah : Belum siap lagi? Kenapa belum siap?

DBKL : Sebenarnya kami nak kutip tol dulu yang berhormat, lepas
pilihanraya baru siap tunnel. Lagi pun kami salah announce, sepatutnya
kami cakap yang tunnel tu belum siap lagi tapi jalan dah boleh guna.
Mungkin kami patut jangan buka dulu, atau korek dari bawah ke atas


DBKL : Yang berhormat?…err…yang berhormat?

Pak Lah : {suddenly wakes up) Eh, kita tang mana tadi?

DBKL : Yang berhormat tengah bambu saya pasai smart tunnel

Pak Lah : Hey, don’t play smart alex with me. Hang tu orang KL nak pi
cakap utara konon. Aku piak telinga hang karang baru tau! Can you speed it

DBKL : Err…boleh kot.. Kena beli cangkul yang mahal sikit yang berhormat.

Pak Lah : Jangan cakap saja, kena buat. Saya sudah penat dengar cakap2

DBKL : Ye yang berhormat. Bekerjalah dengan saya, jangan kerjakan saya

Pak Lah : Hangpa perli aku ka?

DBKL : Tidak yang berhormat, ini semua kuasa tuhan, hujan terlalu lebat
yang berhormat.

Pak Lah : Oh, sekarang baru ingat tuhan ye? Kang aku ubah Islam Hadhari,
sapa tak buat kerja mai sini aku potong kepala, baru hang tau!!!
Enough tok! Walk the tok now!

as a side note, lots of proton saga, 27k didn’t make it in the flood.
Screwd habis..tak leh jual, jadi scrap metal.”


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A must watch.

Haven’t seen it yet myself.

But, i feel this one is worth it.

Lousy Spidey


Two and a half hours felt like forever.

Never liked Tobey Maquire anyway. I always thought he spoilt the hero character.

But Spidey3 ? OMG … TOTALLY destroyed.

My remarks: Too romantic. Long winded. No impact.

If you haven’t watched it. Don’t.